1 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:11,010 Hi! I'm Esmeralda Grand, 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,708 and you are watching history being made. 3 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:16,885 An ancient oil drum 4 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:20,715 has been discovered in the abyss of the lake. 5 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:23,761 I did a solo cocktail cruise last week 6 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:27,374 and came across this while magnet-fishing. 7 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,028 Now, I was raised in a household 8 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,595 where we learned not to open unmarked oil drums, 9 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,032 but I don't know, 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,512 I guess Esmeralda didn't grow up that way. 11 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:39,516 And now, I'm about to unveil 12 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:44,782 the wildest treasures beyond your most local dreams. 13 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,088 What's inside? 14 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,830 Silver coins? Golden rubles? 15 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:53,922 Three, two, one! 16 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,620 Show me the gold! 17 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:57,665 Oh, no. 18 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,017 Ugh... 19 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:07,109 A treasure trove of little bones. 20 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,763 You know, it smells awful. 21 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,069 Rodent ivory. 22 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,809 - Ann! - Uh, yeah? 23 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,898 - Get me Legal. - Enervate. 24 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,423 The energy to innovate! 25 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,686 - And Crisis PR. - Them too. 26 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,239 Hello, welcome back to Dueling Pencils. 27 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,198 The only podcast to take on the issues 28 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,634 that Toledoans care about most. 29 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,462 All right, Mare, what are we looking at today 30 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,028 from all two sides? 31 00:01:57,029 --> 00:02:00,293 It is a hot topic on a cold subject. 32 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:02,208 - Ice cream. - Mmm! 33 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,644 I've loved it since I was 5. 34 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,689 What are we gonna choose? Let's get into it. 35 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,953 They have something. Yes, there is something there. 36 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,520 It's not fully emerged. 37 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:15,134 But, um, is it fun to watch a baby being born? 38 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,135 Not always. 39 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,875 Fritzie Freeze is one note. 40 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,529 I've got three words for you, Mare. 41 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,227 "Fritzie's Moose Tracks." 42 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,924 - Here's two words for you. - Uh-huh? 43 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,839 "No thanks." 44 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,972 Ned is laughing a lot during the podcast. 45 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,714 It's so contagious. 46 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,586 You do not understand. You have to have a base. 47 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:33,761 Oh, I do not understand? I do not understand? 48 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:34,979 No, you do. 49 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,546 Hang on a second. Dueling Pencils 50 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:38,069 is brought to you by Circuit City, 51 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:41,029 where satisfaction is still very much guaranteed. 52 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:43,814 So Circuit City, they've been out of business since 2009, 53 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,251 but Ned and Mare's podcast, 54 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,643 they don't have any sponsors yet. 55 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,732 So I figured if I create a fake ad 56 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:52,127 and other businesses hear it, they might get FOMO. 57 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,694 I think-- I think it's legal. 58 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,175 Like, who-who cares? It's a podcast. 59 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,916 Circuit City, serving North Towne Square since 1981. 60 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,354 How do you Circuit City? 61 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,878 - And now we're out of time. - Oh! 62 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:06,097 Thank you all so much for listening, 63 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:08,666 and as always, stay sharp, pencils. 64 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:10,972 Beautiful. 65 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,582 Man, Detrick, what a sponsor. 66 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,759 Why did I think the North Towne Square got torn down? 67 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,720 Loving the podcast, Nicole. 68 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,504 It's innovative. Disruptive. 69 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,679 Thank you, sir. 70 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,856 How does "head of circulation" sound? 71 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:27,641 You report directly to me. 72 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:30,470 - What about Esmeralda? - Mm. 73 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:34,909 Yeah. The straw that broke the camel's back was that oil drum. 74 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,650 I'm just thinking, 75 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:41,307 it would really help me focus on all my new responsibilities 76 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,526 if I had my own office. 77 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,224 Maybe Esmeralda's? 78 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,574 Good for you, Nicole. Get yours. 79 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,621 Did I say that right? It sounded like "up yours." 80 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,232 Do people still say that? 81 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,104 - You're good, Marv. - Ah. Get yours. 82 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,803 This afternoon we have that coffee 83 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:00,848 with council member Keith. 84 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,545 - You good for that? - Yeah. 85 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:05,156 Is it coffee or lunch, by the way? And are we paying? 86 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,246 Oh. We have to pay 'cause we invited him. 87 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,682 So we wait for him to order, 88 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,727 and if he gets food, then we just have waters. 89 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,730 - Hey. - Hey. 90 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,166 There they are. 91 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,517 Opie and Anthony. 92 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:19,127 Sorry, who? 93 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,868 - Caught your last show. - Oh. -Oh. 94 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:24,393 - Yeah. Best room temperature? - I think it was ramen. 95 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,613 - Good noodle content. - Thanks, Marv. 96 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:29,268 - You two have chemistry. - I think so, too. 97 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,095 It's... No. 98 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,923 Just part of the act. - Yeah. 99 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:35,143 It's two professionals just being professional. 100 00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:38,146 Did you know that Hall and Oates can't stand each other offstage? 101 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:40,844 But you would never know it from their killer grooves. 102 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:43,760 Well, you could've fooled me. 103 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:46,808 In real life, I like brunettes with big naturals. 104 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,462 Me too. 105 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,986 Well, you guys have nowhere to go but up. 106 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,030 Push yourselves. 107 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:54,685 - Thanks, Marv. - Thank you. 108 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:59,428 How do we push ourselves? Harder hitting topics? 109 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,300 - Maybe. I don't know. - Hm... 110 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,389 I'm down for discussing something a little edgier. 111 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,042 - You are? Me too. - Yeah. 112 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,262 Hey, chief. Working on a story if you got a minute. 113 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,872 Yeah, yeah. Sure, what's up? 114 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,048 This private Facebook group, called "Is This Your Man?" 115 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,223 "Is This Your Man?" 116 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,224 Where women post about 117 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,400 the shady men they've dated. 118 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,966 There's a local guy, Steven Crupo. 119 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,707 He says a woman from the Toledo page 120 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,230 put him on blast for ghosting. 121 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:20,841 And now he's a pariah. 122 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,843 They've got 20,000 members? 123 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:25,498 And I can't see any of it. It's all private. 124 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,717 Yeah, because it's only for women. 125 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:28,936 And he wants to sue Facebook 126 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,590 and the woman, Cynthia, for defamation 127 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:31,982 but nobody will take his case. 128 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,549 - Because it's Facebook. - Yep. 129 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,551 Right? Facebook has this weird legal protection 130 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,248 where they're defined as a phone company. 131 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,686 If we ran rumors or gossip, we'd get sued, 132 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,514 but we have to get it right. 133 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,951 - To protect the innocent. - Women. 134 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,648 - Man. - Oh. 135 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,694 Thank God someone's finally looking out for you guys. 136 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,522 No, no, in this case, it's a man. 137 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:52,351 But in future, it could be a defamed lesbian, with a family. 138 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,614 Defamed? Not if they're guilty. 139 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:56,834 Why would you assume they're guilty? 140 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,011 Us-- 141 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,273 Right? A Pencils? 142 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:03,971 It's spicy but not flammable. 143 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:07,235 It is the perfect level of heat, like black pepper. 144 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:10,151 - Hey, I challenge you to a duel. - You're on. 145 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,329 En garde! Whoo! 146 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,462 Cool, cool. 147 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:19,334 I just researched that for the last few days for nothing, 148 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:22,642 but can't wait to hear their takes. 149 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,122 Pew, pew! 150 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,953 You sadistic pig! 151 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,520 Love you. Love you. 152 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,218 Now the jewelry, the most important part 153 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,698 on my little body. 154 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:38,571 But you really have to put all your back in it. 155 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,748 We do Brazilian. 156 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,534 Marv! One moment! 157 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,231 Good Lord! Esmeralda, 158 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:50,321 uh, when you're done in there, uh, we gotta chat. 159 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,888 This is not a demotion. 160 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:54,500 No. Think of it as a lateral relocation. 161 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,416 With an added perk reduction. 162 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,634 Why is she here? 163 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,201 Moral support. 164 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,899 And compliance. 165 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,120 Do you wanna go? 166 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,295 Ladies, please. 167 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:09,210 Look. We can do this the easy way 168 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,777 or we can do this the hard way. 169 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,605 Don't you have something in the middle? 170 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,868 Marv. 171 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,958 - Why are you doing this to me? - Barrel of monkeys. 172 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,829 Well, I was surprised too. 173 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:23,833 But I think we can be grateful that it was not human remains. 174 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:27,750 It was coming from the cosmetics lab, so it's not a big deal. 175 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,970 It's natural bones, you know. 176 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:33,321 What's in Your Barrel? 177 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,018 Okay. Esmeralda, please. 178 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:37,630 I can't lose my office, I'm a woman. 179 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,719 - I'm a woman too. - I'm an immigrant. 180 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,460 I'm third-generation, and I'm on Lexapro. 181 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,811 Once I thought I had endometriosis, 182 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,813 but then it was just a little IBS. 183 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,771 Girl, same. Same thing happened to me, but reversed. 184 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,817 Did they think you were crazy and deny your pain? 185 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,471 Yes! Yes! 186 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,603 Being a woman is so hard. 187 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:55,909 Men will never understand. 188 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,302 Sisters. 189 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,783 - We are sisters. - We're sisters. 190 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,743 But pack up your shit, you gotta go. 191 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:09,531 This lateral relocation, as they call it, 192 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,274 it's actually a promotion. 193 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:14,493 Nicole is the one 194 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,626 eating the stick end of the shit. 195 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:20,455 Look at her in my old, tiny office. 196 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,239 It's like a coffin. 197 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:27,810 I am in the space of a queen, 198 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:31,466 out there for all to see. 199 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,773 Hey, Esmeralda. Cool setup. 200 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,383 Don't be jealous, Mare. 201 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,604 If you work hard enough, maybe Marv will reward you too. 202 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,127 We're working pretty hard. 203 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,781 We're putting out our second Dueling Pencils 204 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,435 in one day. So... 205 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:47,047 - Hey, congrats on the promotion. - Thank you. 206 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,702 And the podcast? Such a great idea. 207 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,400 We are loving it. The fans are loving it. Thank you. 208 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,444 Fans? 209 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:54,750 What fans? 210 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,404 Mommy, daddy, and who? 211 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:57,840 No, they have fans. 212 00:08:57,841 --> 00:09:00,539 I just made a deal with the bookstore downtown 213 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,366 to have them featured in their window. 214 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:05,108 And they said we can record today's podcast there, 215 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,196 live with an audience. 216 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,722 Yikes. I don't know. A live audience? 217 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,941 What are you talking about? You'd be so great. 218 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:15,292 A-And also, the topic today is a little spicier than usual. 219 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,729 It'll really get the crowd going. 220 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:17,817 - Nice work, Nicole. - Yeah. 221 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,427 Sign here. 222 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,516 What is this? I didn't order anything. 223 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:25,782 That's me. And hey, if you see we're on calls, sign for us. 224 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,266 Do you think I'm the receptionist? 225 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:33,137 You got the desk. 226 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,587 Yeah. 227 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,764 Hello. 228 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,201 - I've got some, uh... - Thank you. 229 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,116 ...pretty good takes on this Facebook thing. 230 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,204 Mmm... 231 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,858 - Just letting you know. - Me too. 232 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,381 - Yeah? - Yeah. 233 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,295 After you. 234 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:02,731 - Now? All right. - Yeah. 235 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,081 I think that I would start with, 236 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:08,432 "Print journalism is more accountable than Facebook." 237 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,520 Then I could say, 238 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,609 "Before social media, 239 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,001 there wasn't an effective outlet 240 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,960 for women to warn other women about bad men. 241 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:16,179 But lucky for us, now there is." 242 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,790 Well, that's good. I love that. Okay. 243 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:20,140 - This could get a little zesty... - Okay. 244 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,533 ...but I could counter that what you're really 245 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:25,624 advocating for there is mob justice. 246 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,539 Don't point at me. I mean, if you're cool setting me up 247 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,759 - with that weak "mob justice" thing... - Mm-hm. 248 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,326 ...I could bang back with, 249 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:35,285 "The only way ethical reform literally ever happens 250 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,113 is through 'mob justice.'" 251 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,594 Go, Mare! 252 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,596 Is that you choking on your horrible argument? 253 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:44,251 'Cause then I'd be like, "Are you talking about mob justice? 254 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,426 Or vigilantism? 255 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:46,688 Cool, Mare, are you sure 256 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,908 you wanna be defending John Wick?" Ooh! 257 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,432 John Wick's the hero, you ding dong. 258 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:54,000 Name-calling. Okay, cool. That's fun. 259 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,697 Do you consider Yelp mob justice? 260 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,700 Because that's also unverified community protection. 261 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,571 And then Adelola would play the buzzer sound, 262 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,486 - because it's game over. - No, no, no, 263 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,706 because then she'd be like, "Whoops, I hit that too early." 264 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,708 And I can be like, "Well, businesses, at least, 265 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,580 can respond on Yelp, unlike on this Facebook group, 266 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,844 where Steven never had the chance to defend himself, 267 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,802 you dummy." If... 268 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,109 The name-calling thing, if that's working. 269 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,285 Oh, it's working. 270 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,424 Barry, don't you think it's a bit boring 271 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:30,297 to work in the same spot for years? 272 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,386 Keep it moving. 273 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,171 It's not that I don't like Esmeralda. 274 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:38,958 It's just that my desk is 50 feet away from the bathroom. 275 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,570 If I go 94 times a day, I get my steps in. 276 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,006 But if I have to move it closer, 277 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,529 then I've got to go the bathroom 278 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,096 more than a hundred times a day, 279 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:50,318 and people might think I'm weird. 280 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,322 I don't have kids or plants, 281 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,455 but I consider myself a nurturer. 282 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,762 Especially when people hit rock bottom. 283 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,417 You can sit right here. 284 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,419 And you can relax now. 285 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,421 Because you're one of us. 286 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,684 Hey. You wanted to see me? 287 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,948 Yeah. I wanna go over your ad sales. 288 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,689 - You do? - I do. 289 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,605 Detrick and I aren't sleeping together anymore, 290 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:21,478 but that doesn't mean I don't wanna screw him. 291 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:24,655 - I usually just export them to the revenue dashboard. - Mm... 292 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,832 I mean, unless this is, like, a new protocol? 293 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:31,793 Well, it is a new position, so yeah, new protocols. 294 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,230 - EOD? - Huh? 295 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:37,756 End of day? 296 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:41,281 - For what I asked for? Yeah. - Got it. 297 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,544 Councilman Keith, now you've got your food, 298 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,720 we'd love to discuss the Glass Club. 299 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,939 You sure you're not hungry? 300 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,418 - Water's fine. - I don't know, 301 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,638 how do you just seize a golf course, right? 302 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,205 I mean, it's private property. 303 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:55,295 The idea is that you would use eminent domain, okay? 304 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,037 And you would propose that at the next city council meeting. 305 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,995 That's political suicide. 306 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,997 Glass Club members are my donors. 307 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,304 Yeah, but park users are your voters. 308 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:08,308 Right, this could be a massive win for you, for our paper, 309 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:12,094 but most importantly for the everyday people of Toledo. 310 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,617 - What? - I guess mob justice 311 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,489 isn't so bad when it's something you support. 312 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,708 I don't know, sounds risky, but it is interesting. 313 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,493 Steven had every right to break up 314 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,974 with those women the moment he wasn't feeling it anymore. 315 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,410 They had every right to express themselves 316 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,977 while being ghosted to their friends. 317 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,587 Mare, nobody's got 20,000 friends. 318 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,110 Still talking eminent domain? 319 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,285 - No! - No! 320 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,460 Why don't you finish your $12 burger. 321 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,419 Listen, Steven doesn't have to share 322 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,421 what's in his head, okay? That is private. 323 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,988 Do you realize how sociopathic it is 324 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,772 to make promises to a woman 325 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,730 and then just throw her in the dirt like some used toy? 326 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,298 He has to be allowed to change his mind. 327 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,387 Steven has the right to end it with a woman 328 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,563 - right up until the moment that he gets married. - Okay. 329 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,739 Let me get this straight, women aren't allowed 330 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,394 to have expectations in your world? 331 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,831 You know who else thinks that 332 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,136 they're owed romantic attention 333 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,834 without fear of rejection? Incels. 334 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,184 - You're defending incels, all right? - That's insane. 335 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,360 Thank you. I'll be in touch. 336 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,710 No, I won't. 337 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,932 - Jamal Mashburn. - Earl Boykins. 338 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,499 Keith Closs. Kristaps Porzioiis. 339 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,849 Sandro Mamukelashvili. 340 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,763 Nikola Jokic. 341 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,330 Jusuf Nurkiae. 342 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,724 Andriss, uh, Biedrioo. 343 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,552 - Dusan Kecman. - Demar Derozan. 344 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,703 Adam [laughs]: Oh, God. 345 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,836 Oh, my God. 346 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:45,885 Yeah! 347 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,025 Um... You can't just pop in without an appointment. 348 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,418 I'm very busy. 349 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,420 Yeah. So I did a little research, 350 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,597 - and Sales doesn't report to Circulation. - What do you mean? 351 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:06,861 - Sales can request data from Circulation. - So? 352 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:10,996 So that means you... You kind of work for my department. 353 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,911 So I'd like to take this opportunity 354 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,477 to request some data. 355 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,218 Where should I put it? 356 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:19,569 Doesn't matter. There's about 70 requests for data here. 357 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,921 And I expect it "B.E.O.D." By End Of Day. 358 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,358 As a matter of fact, let's change that to this a-- 359 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,403 This afternoon. 360 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,592 Put your seatbelt on. 361 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,337 Thank you for your concern. 362 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,252 I just didn't like the noise. 363 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,515 But you're welcome. 364 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,433 We didn't get this upset over ramen. 365 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,001 No, we didn't. But then again, 366 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,962 that was a recorded conversation about soup. 367 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,354 Well, it's a pasta. 368 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,747 - No. - In broth. 369 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:07,748 Don't. It's soup. 370 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,055 It's soup. - What--? 371 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,320 But if I... 372 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,017 I don't know, if I've misunderstood-- 373 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,063 - Oh, or if I have misunderstood, yes. - Right? 374 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,021 Because I could have easily misunderstood 375 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,762 - what you were saying. - Totally, no, I know. 376 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,546 'Cause I know that you would never say 377 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,114 that a man's good name should be dragged through the mud-- 378 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,550 - Oh, my God, Ned. - What? What? 379 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,987 Women's safety! 380 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,640 I champion women's safety. 381 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,512 Not unless it hurts your friend's feelings. 382 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,948 - How dare you? - How dare you? 383 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,776 - How dare you--? - It's my car. Stop talking. 384 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,473 Stop talking, it's my car. Stop talking. -What? 385 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,867 I'm driving, stop talking. 386 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,888 Oscar. 387 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,237 Hey. 388 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,934 Do you like the gong? 389 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,198 Frankly no. 390 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,071 - Why don't you say something? - Maybe I will. 391 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,769 After I finish my tea. 392 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,082 You aren't gonna believe this, 393 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,823 I booked guests for your podcast. 394 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,303 I got both Steven and Cynthia. 395 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,826 - Unh! - Yes, perfect. 396 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,350 Love it. Bring it on. 397 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,488 Good to Great to Gone: 398 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,579 The 60 Year Rise and Fall of Circuit City. 399 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,713 Podcast. 400 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,063 Hell, no! 401 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,588 I'll just get my books online. 402 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,418 I sound more nasal in this than I do in real-life, so... 403 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,376 - One, one, one-- One, two. - Over there. 404 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,162 Hello. Steven. I will be representing your side. 405 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,033 - It's an honor. Thank you. - Thanks, man. 406 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:02,255 You look like someone drew David Bowie from memory. 407 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,778 - Thank you. - Yeah. 408 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,084 - I'm really good. - Hi. 409 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,781 - Hi! - You must be Cynthia. 410 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,000 - Oh, hi. - Nice to meet you. 411 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,654 - Nice to meet you. - What's she doing here? 412 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,961 When a man and a woman breaks up, 413 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,443 I like to see when the man is forced to sit down 414 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,488 and face the woman that he's still 415 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,404 secretly harboring feelings for. 416 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,321 Okay, Susan, we'll be in touch. Thank you. 417 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,759 - Kimberly. - Yeah? 418 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,805 I have to ask you a big favor. 419 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:36,810 Oscar Martinez, the little man, who is also your accountant? 420 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,117 The gong... 421 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,119 - it upsets him. - So? 422 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,817 So everyone on this floor knows 423 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,994 how great the Softees sales team is. 424 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,911 To ring a bell, it's unnecessary. 425 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,957 If you stop it, I will not forget. 426 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,917 And maybe one day I can repay you the favor. 427 00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:00,877 I made Enervate $900,000 this year. 428 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,097 You numpties lose us money. 429 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,881 Now get out of my way. 430 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,319 I just sold 15 grand of two-ply. 431 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,888 Yeah! 432 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,156 Big deal, lady. 433 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,462 I lie to get laid. I have sex. 434 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,682 I tell my friends. I get my points. I ghost. 435 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,250 Well, what do you mean by points, Steven, because...? 436 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,991 Oh, yeah. Well, me and my friends have a point system. 437 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,993 One to ten, ten is the best. 438 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,953 Totally based on looks, only, no personality involved. 439 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,434 So Steven's different than I expected. 440 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,741 I had pictured someone a little bit like me, I guess. 441 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,874 But he turns out to be more like a guy 442 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,051 who would kill a neighbor, with a brick. 443 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,532 - How many points was I? - No, please don't enable him. 444 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,882 - Seven. - Seven? 445 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,363 That's actually so sweet, I thought you'd say five. 446 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,930 Don't fall for that, where's your self-esteem? 447 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,194 I have amazing self-esteem. 448 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,021 A bunch of my friends dated Steven 449 00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,588 and he ghosted all of them. 450 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,242 That's when I got interested. 451 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,811 I was like, "I can fix him, I've got that gorilla grip." 452 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,160 Jesus. 453 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,553 So I asked him out. 454 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,337 I thought Cynthia's argument 455 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,471 was undermined a little bit by, um... 456 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,560 how stupid she is? 457 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,344 Quick question for the boys and girls. 458 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,738 - What's a "gorilla grip"? - Not for the boys and girls. 459 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,609 Oh, all right. 460 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:24,570 I think we're going to take a quick five-minute break.-Mm-hm. 461 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,182 Right after these words from T.W.A. 462 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,119 - So sorry. I didn't know he was like that. - No. 463 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,686 I just-- I assumed he was normal. 464 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,731 Same. Cynthia went in knowing he was bad news 465 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,605 - and still expected a fantasy. - I'm not bad news. 466 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,129 I'm good news, I think. 467 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,914 So you should have expectations. You deserve them. 468 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,264 It's-- We... 469 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,830 We really don't need to-- 470 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,920 I need to say something. I just... 471 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,446 Ten points. 472 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,927 - Ten points. Yeah. - Really? 473 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,755 I was arguing for 11, but it's apparently, 474 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:20,669 it's a strict 10-point system. 475 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,192 - Wow. - Yeah. 476 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,412 Just so we're clear... 477 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,285 I don't mind being your secret girlfriend. 478 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,808 You're not my secret girlfriend. 479 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:32,726 You're my girlfriend that we're keeping a secret. 480 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,555 And you're my secret boyfriend. 481 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:37,992 Because I'm ashamed of you. 482 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:42,125 After today, I don't blame you. 483 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,779 Okay. 484 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:44,825 Are we...? 485 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,610 Are we good? 486 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,353 Yeah, very good. 487 00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,574 Okay, how do we get out of here? 488 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,446 - Should we wrap this up, or--? - No, [bleep] those losers. 489 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,187 - Let's ghost them. - Oh, nice. 490 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,276 Come on. 491 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,253 We don't need a gong. 492 00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:25,473 I could see how it'd be annoying. 493 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,519 And culturally insensitive. 494 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,260 We could get them a gong, if that's what they want. 495 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,959 Have they told you what they want? We could get anything. 496 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,223 We could get an espresso machine or a pizza oven? 497 00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:40,009 Power comes from personality. 498 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,968 I don't need my own office. 499 00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:45,667 This whole floor is my office. 500 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:49,019 Everyone's desk is my desk. 501 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,153 Everyone's lunch... 502 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,938 is my lunch. 503 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,770 Especially Nicole's.